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Vega Demotivational Poster


MEAT: - If it walks, crawls, swims, or flies and it's dumber, slower, or tastes better than me, pass the salt.


TAGS: meat vegan carnivore
Rating: 4.38/5

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steve1961 - July 26, 2012, 12:30 pm
The English translation for human meat amongst certain cannibal tribes is "long pork" so you may be right.
SethMythrax - July 26, 2012, 8:21 am
I have been thinkin about this a few years now & I bet you Human tastes like Pork. They use pigs for bullet shooting tests & their valves in our hearts so they are genetically pretty close , so I bet pork is our flavor....
noiretnopal - June 15, 2012, 2:12 am
he said that he would eat a human too,because some are slow and dumb and be cooked in such a way that would make them taste good
MPsniper - June 11, 2012, 8:52 pm
i want a steak....made of bacon.
SteveFurlong - June 11, 2012, 7:49 pm
-sniff- That may be the most beautiful picture and the most beautiful poster I've ever seen. I just love breathing my carnivorous breath all over vegans and watching them break out in hives.


ANIMALS - If we're not supposed to eat them, Why are they made out of food?




CARNIVORE VEGETARIAN - “Not eating meat is a decision, eating meat is an instinct.” - Dr. Denis Leary


TAGS: cow rabbit vegetarian carnivore vegan meat
Rating: 3.56/5

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ooooooooooom - August 4, 2009, 8:23 am
(comment deleted - ban warning!)
BriaHere - July 30, 2009, 10:50 am
Oh, poor bunny. I tried to be a vegetarian once, until my Dad had a BBQ.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 30, 2009, 2:33 am
I believe Dennis Leary said it best "Meat tastes like Murder, And Murder tastes good"
Porcelina - July 30, 2009, 1:11 am
Being a vegetarian or vegan might be going against nature, but it's practicing self control. I wouldn't want someone eating my baby, why should I eat something else's. Who are we to say we're better than any other species. Animals and children are pure
Dylan - July 30, 2009, 1:10 am
We're OMNIVOREs people! That means we're made to eat both plants AND animals not only one. To be a vegan or carnivore is going against nature and our suties to the balance of the food chain. Thx for letting me rant, 5 lions for poster.
Sean - July 29, 2009, 10:39 pm
Cow on bunny violence, even if the bunny was already dead, is just NOT FUNNY!!!! Shame on you all.
TheTrashHeap - July 29, 2009, 10:39 pm
That Is such a sweet pic. aggy check your pm's
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 29, 2009, 10:35 pm
Hey, Trashheap...I got your bunny!!!!!. 5 lions.
agdaniele - July 29, 2009, 10:35 pm
TTH? Raising cows to do your dirty work now? 5L


BAT COUNTRY - WE CAN'T STOP HERE


TAGS: bat country fear and loathing in las vegas
Rating: 2.48/5

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Dougie - January 12, 2009, 9:32 am
Fail. switching around the punchline and all, and just so you fit in with the Motifake crew. You, are a fucktard my friend.


BAT COUNTRY - We Cant Stop Here


TAGS: fear and loathing las vegas drugs lsd
Rating: 3.1/5

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rerun - February 13, 2010, 10:06 pm

kinda like your avitar?
ThatGuy - February 13, 2010, 9:58 pm
Wow.... really original


VEGAN WITCHES BREW - Eye of potato, ear of corn, head of lettuce ...


TAGS: vegan witches brew
Rating: 4.36/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - October 9, 2011, 10:43 pm
aaaaand vóila! Mashed potatoe5!!!


VEGANS SAY MEAT IS MURDER - I say, "Touch my steak and I'll stab ye in the eye with a fork."


TAGS: vegan meat murder
Rating: 4.03/5

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Carmelita - June 5, 2013, 7:17 pm
How would you like to be tortured in a factory farm? You my friend, have no idea of how it is to suffer. You only think of what pleases your taste buds. That's very sad.
EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2012, 11:25 pm
I say: "I didn't know I'd left any witnesses alive"


VEGA - He's prettier than you.


TAGS: vega street fighter ii 2 iv 4 capcom
Rating: 2.37/5

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Fatty - February 6, 2009, 4:13 pm
@ devonjw91: GO OUTSIDE!!!
devonjw91 - December 28, 2008, 11:35 pm
oops... meant to say meant.
devonjw91 - December 28, 2008, 11:34 pm
oops... ment to say Capcom.
devonjw91 - December 28, 2008, 11:34 pm
In America he was called "Vega" because they had to switch names around due to the fact that "Mike Bison" sounds to much like "Mike Tyson," and Capaom feared a lawsuit from Mr. Tyson. (this is directed towards Politically Correct)
LogicDude - December 18, 2008, 7:37 am
If you know THAT much about video games, you should check your life. I think it may have stopped breathing.
GoForthAndDie - December 18, 2008, 12:05 am
That's what I hate about this site. It's hard to tell the tards from the trolls. Or is that redundantly repetitive?
Politically Correct - December 17, 2008, 11:57 pm
Fail. You should check your facts. That's actually Balrog.


AWESOME - Are you?


TAGS: meat soyfucker carnivore vegan
Rating: 2.97/5

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Jmac0585 - April 15, 2010, 4:16 pm
May I recommend posters: 66651 & 71206
Jmac0585 - April 15, 2010, 4:12 pm
I sure am. http://www.motifake.com/comments/61676
Faceplant31 - April 15, 2010, 3:33 pm
I sure the fvck think so! This poster is not tho, 1L. Slow down and think about it. Also look around to see if the pic has been used before and how it was used.


VEGANS ARE SNEAKY BASTARDS. -


TAGS: vegan food tray yell kill
Rating: 4.47/5

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falloutghoul - March 8, 2012, 9:15 pm
Oh god, kill it again! It's trying to escape!


Bat Country -


TAGS: and loathing in las vegas
Rating: 2.47/5

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TigerKid - December 17, 2008, 11:05 pm
"This isn't a suitable place to park?"
drpepper397 - December 17, 2008, 8:32 pm
never mind, didn't see the quotes... lol
drpepper397 - December 17, 2008, 8:29 pm
What story? see the movie!
Fatty - December 17, 2008, 5:02 pm
"Finish the fucking story!"


YOUR SKULL - It's okay, he's just admiring the shape of it.


TAGS: skull depp fear loathing las vegas
Rating: 3.43/5

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TigerKid - March 10, 2010, 6:48 pm
Jesus, did I say that...or just think it?


Vegan Joke #11 -




VEGANS -




THROUGH THE EYES OF A VEGAN - I'd barely eat anything too.


TAGS: vegan
Rating: 3.93/5

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R.S.Jake - April 27, 2010, 6:21 pm
Personally, I try to only eat things WITH eyes, they are much more tasty! Om Nom Nom! And throw in something that died a violent death, I'm there! The fear adds flavor!


ORDER YOUR STEAKS RARE -


TAGS: calling your sexuality into question vegans
Rating: 3.94/5

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Derek - February 2, 2010, 4:13 pm
Heheh, fabulous comment Moooo :})
CANADA - February 2, 2010, 1:20 pm
a little more rare than that is great
Ed-Hyde - February 2, 2010, 11:54 am
I have a delivery for the Sage Greybeard Mansion. Why are you folks ordering pink spraypaint and lube?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 2, 2010, 7:02 am
That's medium rare IMO....I like mine Blue.............Still Mooooooooooooooooooing


SONGBIRDS - They're small and they suck, but they make a tasty appetizer!


TAGS: squirrel bird vegetarian vegan carnivore
Rating: 3.25/5

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[email protected] - March 30, 2010, 2:51 pm
The day the music stopped....rather abruptly


Vegan Joke #8 -


TAGS: vegan joke cowboy bar
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 2, 2014, 10:35 am
Credit this joke to my wife, whose sense of humor can still blindside the tar out of me. lol!


Vegan Joke #10 -




VEGAS RULE #1 - What Happens Here, Stays Here.


TAGS: welcome to vegas rule 1
Rating: 4.12/5

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kreowolf - March 23, 2011, 10:58 pm
If that's Vegas Rule #1... What're the others? Or are there any?
MustyK - March 9, 2010, 3:53 pm
I thought he was still there !!
TheGoat - March 7, 2010, 8:40 am
Tell that to OJ!


WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS - Stays in Vegas... for 9 to 33 years


TAGS: oj simpson vegas las happens what in stays prison jail funny coberloco humor jail
Rating: 3.2/5

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W - February 27, 2009, 9:22 pm
Wrong O.J. Simpson. The web site says that his birthdate is 1/17/1977 but OJ Simpson was selected to the Pro Bowl in 1969 - apparently at the age of negative 8. Also, there's no way he weighs 320 pounds.
Scorpio7 - December 31, 2008, 3:04 pm
O. J. Simpson is no longer behind bars. For PROOF, go to this link http://www.doc.nv.gov/notis/detail.php?offender_id=52166 and note the name and birthdate of the released inmate. YOU CAN WIN A “BAR BET,” AS I DID!
me - December 30, 2008, 6:21 pm
Well.. at least the juice is no longer on the loose
Sean - December 30, 2008, 5:25 pm
clever


IF I HAD A DOLLAR NO TWO -


TAGS: greed calendar vegas never more
Rating: 4.87/5

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mariand - January 12, 2012, 6:02 pm
from my point of view, this is amsome...


WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS - Oh it may stay in Vegas, but the pictures and the money you got doing it comes with you.


TAGS: what happens in vegas
Rating: 4.76/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 9, 2012, 2:03 pm
nice smile. when you decide to sell this bra on ebay make sure you give me a h5ad start :)
CloudchaserS - February 8, 2012, 11:54 pm
As do the STD's
GaryO - February 8, 2012, 11:22 pm
Heh Heh, yeah, that it doe5


VEGANS - She'll eat your meat


TAGS: vegans
Rating: 3.33/5

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Treehodger - February 17, 2010, 10:16 pm
Odd, her poster reinforces the idea to eat animals. If they all have the same parts, then we need to see if they all taste the same...
Occupo Noctis - December 21, 2009, 7:49 am
Looks like downtown Santa Cruz.. go figure! :^/ And Mooooooooo+, hell yeah!!
Bartimaeus - November 25, 2009, 11:37 pm
Don't beat your meat. That's animal abuse.
iamjet - November 25, 2009, 9:51 am
I agree Porcelina, the pride is in getting their heads back on straight!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2009, 10:23 am
What???....I eat meat cuz it tastes like Murder...and Murder tastes good......Dennis Leary.
Porcelina - November 9, 2009, 10:18 am
anyone who ate meat just because someone was cooking burgers around them did not become vegetarian for the right reasons...
Jmac0585 - November 9, 2009, 9:47 am
"...I haven't had a McRib in forever."
TheSarge - November 9, 2009, 8:32 am
Mmmmmmmm....people ribs.
iamjet - September 29, 2009, 6:46 pm
My proudest achievement, other than my children, is personally converting 2 vegetarians back into meat eaters, just by cooking burgers.
alexey - August 27, 2009, 2:26 am
what about the pussy? don't we eat thad too?
BriaHere - July 31, 2009, 3:23 am
I wonder if these "protests" ever make anyone become a vegetarian.
DillyRat - July 31, 2009, 2:39 am
I'd hit her in the head with a hamburger
anomolous - June 14, 2009, 1:23 pm
T-Bone's right, bitch would go good with soup.
T-Bone - April 28, 2009, 5:27 am
Actually she forgot chuck, brisket, rump, sirloin tip, flank etc. Also she wouldnt eat yours. Her mouth would be too busy talking and being self righteous. Probably would talking about what a great person she is, while you "ate" her.
doc - April 27, 2009, 12:22 am
i bet she will
Anonymous2 - March 24, 2009, 7:38 pm
This poster fails. Vegan chicks WON'T eat your "meat."
Person - March 22, 2009, 2:11 am
They say you are what you eat... so if I eat her.. am I a vegan?
WTFO - March 22, 2009, 1:06 am
...you'd be arrested for beastiality.
agdaniele - March 21, 2009, 6:16 pm
If animals had those exact parts....


Equality -


TAGS: pzy equality respect colour vegan
Rating: 5/5

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MrStupidGir - June 22, 2013, 12:47 pm
someone must save the vegetables
falloutghoul - June 22, 2013, 8:07 am
Other than a facepalm, not much.
MissPriss - June 22, 2013, 12:32 am
5Lahaha Is there anything that goes well with a vegan?
lgvernon - June 21, 2013, 11:50 pm

5 huge laughs!~


in my day -




Vegan Joke #3 -


TAGS: vegan joke vegetable coma
Rating: 5/5

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steve1961 - April 16, 2014, 10:05 pm
Good...more bacon for me.
motifayk - April 16, 2014, 7:28 am
Unfortunately I do not think it is fad. More and more people are becoming Vegan.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 2, 2014, 10:32 am
This whole vegan fad will soon disappear - alas, not soon enough. And honestly, no doubt you agree, that's what this is - a fad. I'm curious, not so much WHEN, but HOW it'll go down. Bwahahaha!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 2, 2014, 10:25 am
Moo ha ha.
MissPriss - April 2, 2014, 2:32 am
Thanks crotchety...I know a few vegans and these are being emailed out to them. Gawd they hate me sometimes...teehee


RAW VEGANS -


TAGS: vegans raw vegans the twilight zone
Rating: 4.84/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 12, 2013, 12:54 pm
It's deliciously ironic :-D
lgvernon - July 12, 2013, 11:30 am

I prefer cooked vegans, myself. The raw ones are stringy and tough...
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 10, 2013, 4:00 pm
I agree. I can't stand, not just vegans, but RAW vegans. They're so much nuttier than regular vegans. Vegans are insane, but raw vegans are... wow!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 10, 2013, 3:57 pm
Thanks fallout. I take a long time to write these out, considering humor and dialogue. But I'll try my best.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 10, 2013, 3:55 pm
That's good; I type it out in his voice.
JesusWept - July 10, 2013, 10:03 am
I f-ing hate vegans! So i give this 5 big juicy steaks! :D
falloutghoul - July 10, 2013, 8:52 am
Keep 'em coming!
GaryO - July 10, 2013, 8:23 am
So good. So true. I read this in Serling’s voice, couldn't be helped.


IN A WORLD GONE VEGAN -




WARNING-MAY CONTAIN NUTS. -


TAGS: vegans
Rating: 4/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 27, 2012, 3:14 am
Steve, you just became my best friend. 5L!


VEGANS - If they could see the abuse I'm giving my meat right now...


TAGS: vegan vegans vegitarians animals love peta nude naked protest protesters protestors pancakes
Rating: 3.12/5

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booger13 - March 31, 2010, 4:58 am
[ctd]thank god these girls are models , so they will eat some sausage after the day is done =] or the other yummy treat =]
booger13 - March 31, 2010, 4:57 am
to hammer the point home , has anyone ever met a VEGAN stripper or a VEGAN Porn Star...(hears silence in the room) no self respecting hotty would become a vegan because it messes up how they SHAG
Kimjira1 - February 5, 2010, 5:14 pm
Nice!!!!
KN - November 30, 2008, 2:31 am
Yea, duh vegetarians taste better. That's why I eat cows and chickens!
GoForthAndDie - November 2, 2008, 11:36 pm
I wonder if they'd like their salads tossed...
God - September 12, 2008, 12:22 am
I'd do both of them.


URINALS -




VEGAN LIFE - What?!? There's a fruit there...right next to the bacon wrapped pork!


TAGS: vegan pork bacon
Rating: 2.68/5

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sickartist - December 31, 2009, 8:28 am
It's like parsley, just for decoration.


Setting a Vegan Trap -




ECHOPRAXIA -


TAGS: squirrel lasvegas copy disorder agdaniele
Rating: 4.85/5

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agdaniele - January 24, 2011, 6:32 am
On the street, we call it power-drinking.


FEAR - You want to know what it looks like? Look in to his eyes.


TAGS: fear and loving in fat vegas
Rating: 4.38/5

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spacedog - April 21, 2010, 7:17 pm
LMAO! 5Ls, KFD.
Kung-Fu Devil - April 21, 2010, 2:17 pm
This picture just reminds me of 'Empire Strikes Back', when Jabba has Leia. Or is that 'Return of the Jedi'?
pieman - April 21, 2010, 1:23 pm
What ever she gave him he can't even blink "help me"
R.S.Jake - April 21, 2010, 11:46 am
Fear, or the Roofies are just wearing off!


LAS VEGAS - Some slogans need refining


TAGS: vegas
Rating: 3.39/5

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VEGAS - I think I will stay here


TAGS: vegas
Rating: 2.82/5

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VEGGIES? - Wait are the Sausages there just to make this Naughty or am I seeing things?


TAGS: sausage vegans wtf
Rating: 1.6/5

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CANADA - August 31, 2009, 8:59 am
vegans and feminist are the best. its like they got somthing to prove in the sac
Derek - August 30, 2009, 8:34 pm
Tofu or TVP I fear.


PERIOD -


TAGS: las vegas
Rating: 4.67/5

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LEAVING LAS VEGAS -




Cashing In -


TAGS: come on you knew it was coming churches las vegas casinos monks offerings chips
Rating: 4.38/5

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MissPriss - December 11, 2013, 11:00 am
Bahaha...thanks for the morning laugh Silvie!
Silverheart - December 11, 2013, 2:55 am

Brother Alvin, Brother Simon and Brother Theodore under the direction of Father Dave


BOOOOOOM!!!!! - HEAD SHOT!


TAGS: head shot head expload lulz vega
Rating: 2.95/5

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anonm - September 16, 2008, 8:11 pm
GONE! Is my hunger...


LIBERALS - Taking stupid to a new level.


TAGS: liberals vegan cartoon
Rating: 2.42/5

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QCSabotage - July 23, 2009, 10:16 am
And what does this have to to with liberals again?


WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS -


TAGS: vegas aggy
Rating: 4.89/5

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5150monkeylove - September 3, 2010, 2:26 am
Most excellent!
agdaniele - August 8, 2010, 7:52 pm
My favorite pair.
Reality Lord - August 8, 2010, 1:27 pm

thnx claire
Claire - August 8, 2010, 12:16 pm
This is great. 5l


BIKER DUDE -


TAGS: tribute viva las vegas cubby
Rating: 4.37/5

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Aelo Telstar - February 2, 2011, 12:24 pm
He makes me want to stab my eyes out
pieman - February 1, 2011, 10:09 am
Love it. Just FYI they usually grab Starbucks at the first stop. Then they don't make it to the second stop. 5L


THAT'S WHAT YOU GET - For waking up in Vegas.


TAGS: vegas hangover katy perry
Rating: 2.36/5

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agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 7:41 pm
wink wink!
forseti - November 5, 2010, 7:36 pm
Thanks, Eggy!
agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 7:34 pm
At least you're not chasing cocks anymore. Just the chicks.
forseti - November 5, 2010, 7:28 pm
no problem... better now than never!!
agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 7:21 pm
I know that info didn't go over easy.
agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 7:20 pm
Not if you're A) a good cook and B) cook in bed. Sorry for you to learn it this way, forseti.
forseti - November 5, 2010, 7:17 pm
Most chicks are gone when you wake up...
agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 7:12 pm
Depends... which came first?


WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS STAYS IN VEGAS, - but if you bang this thing news travels fast.


TAGS: vegas
Rating: 2.14/5

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GreyScorpion - December 12, 2009, 6:30 pm
Col.Saunders ain't saying a word how that secret 7 herbs and spice originated.


YOU - "You're still a whisper on my lips. . . I feel it at my fingertips. . . Pulling at my skin. . ."




YOU - "Leave me when I'm at my worst. . . I'm feeling as if I've been cursed. . . Bitter cold within. . ."


TAGS: dirtyvegas music you
Rating: 1.18/5

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Woody - July 18, 2009, 12:41 am
You.... cut it out.


Conflicted -


TAGS: anxiety woman scared vegan kill
Rating: 5/5

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fgd051943 - October 14, 2013, 6:27 pm
Thank youMisPriss. It can only mean that you have a sick, twisted sense of humor. I like that.
MissPriss - October 14, 2013, 1:26 pm
5 tofu Ls!
crankyhead - October 12, 2013, 8:21 pm
Pass the 5alt.


If Peace Begins On Our Plate -


TAGS: vegans meat leather bumper sticker
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 16, 2013, 3:55 pm
If there are any vegans who read this, I am truly sorry. . . . that your diet choice is such a joke. Hahaha, actually no I'm not, I'm not at all sorry. Y'all probably have less friends than Facebook junkies have actual friends.


Vegan Joke #6 -




Tofu -


TAGS: meat substitute never be able to replace a nice bloody medium rare beef steak vegans
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - September 30, 2014, 7:26 pm
Mr. Gary actually woofed...teehee!
MissPriss - September 30, 2014, 7:25 pm
Froot Loops and mayo...as a sandwich...try it!
GaryO - September 29, 2014, 9:35 pm
Great, now I’m ready to eat a big ol’ slab of tofu swimming in a bowl of fruit loop mayo glop....since I just threw up.
Greeny - September 29, 2014, 8:06 pm
If you had to choose between a big ol' slab of tofu, or a huge bowl of froot loops swimming in mayo - which would it be?


Vegan Joke #9 -




HOLIDAY BLUES -


TAGS: redneck wedding lasvegas oops life
Rating: 4.89/5

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Feasibly - January 2, 2011, 7:57 pm
Nice one Autumn...and Key5tone light cans tied to the bumper!
agdaniele - January 2, 2011, 4:43 pm
Magnificent.


The Bandwagon -


TAGS: bandwagon includes but not limited to vampires angry birds veganism pointless videogames and pregnancy
Rating: 4.86/5

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EmilioDumphque - March 7, 2014, 1:31 pm
Your mission, should you be smart enough to accept it, is to find a way to make money from it.


VEGANS - Don't eat food with a face


TAGS: vegans oatmeal vegetarian
Rating: 4.75/5

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calvin5040 - May 22, 2012, 12:51 am
I'm getting a sharpie and going to the grocery store and writing faces on everything.
rerun - May 20, 2012, 6:21 pm

great 1st poster


AGGY'S VEGAS -


TAGS: flying elvis aggy vegas
Rating: 4.67/5

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Cubbybear - January 15, 2011, 5:38 pm
Aim for Sam's Town and you'll be my hero
agdaniele - January 15, 2011, 3:36 pm
The world will hail me as a hero when I fly them into a mountain. Crap.... we're in a desert.... mountains are too far. Let's aim for a strip club.


VEGAS - What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. In Toledo, you're pretty much screwed though.




AGDANIELE -


TAGS: vegas parole
Rating: 4.5/5

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Faceplant31 - August 13, 2010, 11:29 am
ROR! Next time aggy don't try suckin off a under cover cop for guinness! 5L rerun
agdaniele - August 12, 2010, 10:05 pm
Great. The word's out.


Vegan -




Vegan Joke #1 -


TAGS: vegan joke conversations meat superficial pun
Rating: 4.33/5

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Oldsod - April 1, 2014, 9:58 pm
...and that one's even worse.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 1, 2014, 9:35 pm
I know, I know. Bad pun. Moo ha ha.
Oldsod - April 1, 2014, 5:46 pm
Grrrrrrrroooooooooooaaaaaaaannnnnnnn...and 5L.


to all vegans -


TAGS: vegans vegan vegetarians meat groceries
Rating: 4/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 11, 2013, 2:15 am
Haha!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 11, 2013, 2:15 am
Haha!
Silverheart - December 10, 2013, 9:42 am

I was vegan once. It was a rough couple hours.


vegan Joke #4 -




vegan Joke #5 -




BLACKPOOL - England's answer to Las Vegas. What happens in Blackpool, can only be cleared up with ointment.


TAGS: blackpool las disease vegas
Rating: 3.86/5

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agdaniele - January 15, 2011, 3:37 pm
Wow.... looks almost exactly like Vegas. Is that the Bellagio?


THANKS YA'LL - THANKS YA'LL VERY MUCH -




WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS - Doesn't always stay in Vegas.


TAGS: vegas
Rating: 3.33/5

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SIN CITY - How was up supposed to know this would happen if I divided by zero when playing Keno?




VEGAS HAS A NEW GIRL - and her name is Katy Perry


TAGS: vegas
Rating: 3.18/5

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THE CIRCLE OF (SHOW-SOME) LOVE - 2 Hippies enter.... 1 HIPPIE LEAVES!!


TAGS: hippie riotors circle of love drum circle vegan
Rating: 2.86/5

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GreyScorpion - December 20, 2009, 1:18 pm
Nice ThunderDome reference


GAMBLIN' MAN - You've got to know when to hold 'em Know when to fold 'em / Know when to walk away Know when to GTFO!


TAGS: gamblin man bride gambler vegas
Rating: 2.73/5

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firedog911 - November 20, 2010, 3:51 pm
Bitch move... you're blocking Las Vegas!


IF LUCK BE A LADY - ~Las Vegas be thy Home~ *Peddling all of her wares since 1905*


TAGS: vegas luck whore
Rating: 2.57/5

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cowboyrich - April 29, 2011, 11:41 am
If luck be a lady, she'd get back to the kitchen...


VEGAN GIRLS -


TAGS: signe vegan flowers nom
Rating: 2.38/5

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Derek - August 13, 2009, 6:02 pm
Cauliflower, rocket, broccoli, artichoke - all flowers - or parts of them.
TigerKid - April 27, 2009, 10:57 pm
Is that you in the pic Signe?
Sean - April 27, 2009, 5:15 pm
"Funny poster." I said. And I meant it.
Signe - February 24, 2009, 8:59 am
Nah but she ate all the flowers muhahaha! Yeah I have no sense of humor :( But I eat flowers! :D OM NOM NOM
Culos - February 24, 2009, 8:48 am
and then she got deflowered???


Vegan Zombies -


TAGS: vegan zombie
Rating: 5/5

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NickDahlmier - February 14, 2016, 12:55 am
HIDE the MUESLIX!!
Greeny - January 5, 2016, 7:10 pm
lol


L'Oreal -




how to spot a vegan -


TAGS: vegan
Rating: 5/5

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Thedewd - March 8, 2017, 2:36 am
Same punch line for Hahvid grads.
concern3 - March 6, 2017, 10:17 am
You nailed it. UP yours


Intolerant -




Vegan -


TAGS: vegan murder innocent fruit vegetables tattoo mugshot
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 3, 2016, 1:24 am
He probably would get less beat up if he had a swastika branded into his forehead. :-D
JesusWept - April 2, 2016, 12:12 pm
Yes :)
mizzdizz - April 2, 2016, 11:53 am
ROTFL! This is a mug shot, right? ^!!!!!


idioms -


TAGS: vegan pigment wheat grass diet
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 17, 2015, 4:24 pm
Wouldn't surprise me X-D
mizzdizz - November 17, 2015, 2:57 pm
I wonder if they photosynthesize? 5L Cynic


YEAH BABY -


TAGS: vegas vacation leave something behind
Rating: 5/5

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Rick69 - October 7, 2012, 3:43 am
Hehe he... Fantastic...
Sho - October 6, 2012, 10:38 pm
LOL fav'd


Cuisine -




Rerunesque -


TAGS: vegas baby greybeard
Rating: 5/5

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rerun - January 12, 2015, 8:18 pm

Me & Elvis....we were tight.
GaryO - January 11, 2015, 1:45 pm
Oh Gawd. Day; made (I owe the melon)


Vegan Joke #7 -




Raw Vegans -




Vegan Joke #2 -




To My Dearest Vegans -




Deadpool -


TAGS: vegan deadpool captain america viewpoint
Rating: 4.88/5

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JesusWept - April 23, 2015, 2:48 pm
Thanks :)
Silverheart - April 23, 2015, 1:51 am

Meatloaf? Give them rare steak, instead. Or better yet, give me rare steak. 5Ls


VEGANS -


TAGS: vegans aren t all livestock motifake january 2016 theme
Rating: 4.79/5

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mizzdizz - January 5, 2016, 8:26 pm
Yes, they are! 5 LOL lions, Silvy!


Have A Heart -




Quote's by SHO -


TAGS: vegas escort 2nd hour free
Rating: 4.41/5

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Sho - April 29, 2015, 3:23 pm
the best option is always the most economical one. 5/f
MissPriss - March 16, 2015, 3:40 pm
Emilio is that a sicko to Ism or dizz? Nice lol Ism but cuz of Em's comment you'll have to share the 5L with him...teehee.
mizzdizz - March 16, 2015, 2:08 am
Ism, you thinking about cracking open a cold one? LOL! 5 blue lions!
EmilioDumphque - March 16, 2015, 1:17 am
Sicko!


CARNIVORES - Proud to be morons since biblical times.


TAGS: vegan
Rating: 3.5/5

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GaryO - July 14, 2012, 5:58 pm
Manna, you can’t eat just one…..not that there’s a choice……….


WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS - you get an 18 year reminder of your stupidity...




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